It’s pronounced TOO-lah-tim-OO-tee.

I’ve written for The New York Times, VICE, The New Yorker, The Atlantic, The New Republic, N+1, Playboy, The Paris Review, and elsewhere. I come from the Pioneer Valley in the Bay State, and used to work in Silicon Valley in the Bay Area. For some reason I’ve received an O. Henry Award and a MacDowell Fellowship, and appeared as a guest on Late Night with Seth Meyers. I work in New York.

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My agent is Ellen Levine at Trident Media, but you can lowkey contact me directly with the form below. Might not be a quick response.